Oysties(2016)
You Were Always My Oystie
A man from Wisconsin, with nothing better to do, accepts an invitation to eat some oyster crackers with a man who is obsessed with oyster crackers.
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A man from Wisconsin, with nothing better to do, accepts an invitation to eat some oyster crackers with a man who is obsessed with oyster crackers.
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2016-02-19
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You Were Always My Oystie
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