
God Has a Rap Sheet(2003)
Things aren't always what they seem...
8 men in a holding cell with a homeless man who claims to be God.
Movie: God Has a Rap Sheet
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God Has a Rap Sheet
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8 men in a holding cell with a homeless man who claims to be God.
Release Date
2003-05-07
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Things aren't always what they seem...
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