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The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human(1999)
Status: Released
Date: 1999-09-03
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68 Votes
Time: 1h 30m
A How-To-Do-It Guide.
Overview:
David Hyde Pierce, playing an alien (credited as infinity-cubed in the opening credits), narrates a courtship in a late-20th century American city as an extraterrestrial nature documentary. The relationship "footage" is played straight, while the voice-over (with its most often wildly inaccurate theories) and elaborate visual metaphors add comedy.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies:
Earthbound Human Productions Inc.
Welb Film Pursuits, LTD
Movie: The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
Top 10 Billed Cast
Mackenzie Astin
The Male
Carmen Electra
The Female
David Hyde Pierce
The Narrator
Markus Redmond
The Male's Friend
Lucy Liu
The Female's Asian Friend
Lisa Rotondi
The Female's Slutty Friend
Sharon Wyatt
The Male's Mother
Jack Kehler
The Male's Father
Leo Rossi
The Female's Father
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