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The Onion Movie(2008)
Status: Released
Date: 2008-05-31
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230 Votes
Time: 1h 20m
America's Finest News Source.
Overview:
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Languages: English, Russian.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies:
The Onion
Movie: The Onion Movie
Top 10 Billed Cast
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Video Trailer The Onion Movie
Video: The Onion Movie Trailer
The Onion Movie Trailer
Onion Movie - Deleted scene
The Onion Movie Bates 9000 eng sub
![The Onion Movie[armed gunman][english]](https://img.youtube.com/vi/1XFw1jRKRwQ/mqdefault.jpg)
The Onion Movie[armed gunman][english]
All 4 videos
The Onion Movie Trailer - Trailer
Onion Movie - Deleted scene - Clip
The Onion Movie Bates 9000 eng sub - Clip
![The Onion Movie[armed gunman][english]](https://img.youtube.com/vi/1XFw1jRKRwQ/sddefault.jpg)
The Onion Movie[armed gunman][english] - Clip
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