Church Sessions(NaN)
This church aint gonna session itself!
Ex Pimp on his third strike have to change careers in a hurry so he decides to open up a church to bring in easy cash. He hired his closest of friends to help him run it; but little do he knows that one or some of them have an agenda of their own.
Movie: Church Sessions
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Ex Pimp on his third strike have to change careers in a hurry so he decides to open up a church to bring in easy cash. He hired his closest of friends to help him run it; but little do he knows that one or some of them have an agenda of their own.
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