
Hans Teeuwen: Spiksplinter

Hans Teeuwen: Spiksplinter
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Hard pruning jokes are interspersed with musical interludes, a magic trick and Teeuwen's unique improvisations in the sixth show by the Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen.
Release Date
2011-11-25
Average
5.2
Rating:
2.6 startsTagline
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