Love Me
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Shurik is a talented designer, but like every designer he works by inspiration and now he can be fired, because he can't work with his new supervisor Kira. In order to find out her tastes and preferences and make such an advertisement which she'll like for sure, Shurik changes into woman clothes and hires to be Kira's housekeeper
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2005-01-01
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