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Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)[1985]
Status: Released
Date: 1985-01-01
50%
2 Votes
Time: 1h 28m
She was a woman with an insatiable hunger... He was a detective with all the right moves.
Overview:
Mark Lowe, Private Investigator, is approached by a woman to help her find The Maltese Dildo. Mere description of the dildo drives women mad with desire. Mark must, therefore, interview many women regarding this strange object. Will he find it? Who cares!
Languages: English.
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Movie: Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)
Top 10 Billed Cast
Seka
Mona La Pierre
John Leslie
Mark Lowe
Angel
Lori Edwards
Gina Carrera
Kate - Secretary
Renee Lovins
Dr. Benninger
Richard Pacheco
Wally Lickman
Billy Dee
Howie Mann
Jon Martin
Pepe
Laurie Smith
Hooker
Top Movie Cast(29)
Seka
Mona La Pierre
John Leslie
Mark Lowe
Angel
Lori Edwards
Gina Carrera
Kate - Secretary
Renee Lovins
Dr. Benninger
Richard Pacheco
Wally Lickman
Billy Dee
Howie Mann
Jon Martin
Pepe
Laurie Smith
Hooker
Erica Idol
Hooker in Limo
Elmo Lavino
Newsstand Owner
Cindy Carver
Female Attendant
Dan T. Mann
Maximus - Guard
Top Movie Crew(5)
Tigr
Unit Manager
Bob Vosse
Director of Photography
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