
96 Ways to Say I Love You(2015)
There are a number of ways for love to make its entrance, but it doesn't always work out as planned...
The main narrative follows youngsters Al and Olive and their respective journeys towards saying those three words for the first time. However, the story is interspersed with inputs from different couples in evidently very different relationships.
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