Movie: Ted & Ralph

Top 10 Billed Cast

Paul Whitehouse
Paul Whitehouse

Ted / Rowley Birkin / Kevin Brown

Charlie Higson
Charlie Higson

Ralph Mayhew / Aunt Cecilia / Ralph's Father

Kathy Burke
Kathy Burke

Mrs. Ted

Simon Day
Simon Day

Tall Tom / Cliff Carter / Friend of Dorothy

Arabella Weir
Arabella Weir

Mrs. Jenkins / Ralph's Mother / Henrietta Gladstone

Gina Bellman
Gina Bellman

Henrietta Spain

Miranda Richardson
Miranda Richardson

Henrietta Blough-Pendleton

Richard Griffiths
Richard Griffiths

Landowner at Party

Louise Brill
Louise Brill

Lulu

Eryl Maynard
Eryl Maynard

Miss Paxman

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    One-off comedy drama featuring characters from award-winning BBC sketch series 'The Fast Show'. Ralph Mayhew (Charlie Higson) lives alone in a faded stately home. His only friend is Ted (Paul Whitehouse), the elderly Irish estate worker. But their way of life is under threat: Ralph must marry before his 35th birthday or lose everything. Just when it all seems hopeless, along comes Wendy (Kathy Burke). As Ralph's affection for Wendy grows, his dependence on Ted wanes. Is this the end of a beautiful friendship ? Is Wendy all that she seems ? Will Ralph go through with the marriage ? And will he save the Hall ?

  • Release Date

    1998-12-26

  • Average

    6.6

  • Rating:

    3.3 starts
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  • Languages:

    English
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