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Celestino y el Vampiro(2003)
Status: Released
Date: 2003-10-27
80%
1 Votes
Time: 1h 30m
A bloodfat comedy
Overview:
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
Languages: Spanish.
Countries:
Puerto Rico
ProductionCompanies:
Randolcam
Movie: Celestino y el Vampiro
Top 6 Billed Cast
Axel Anderson
Siegfried Von Krank
René Monclova
Best friend
Eugenio Monclova
El Vampiro
Yvonne Caro Caro
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Overview
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
Release Date
2003-10-27
Average
8
Rating:
4.0 startsTagline
A bloodfat comedy
Genres
Languages:
Español
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