Movie: Number Please? The Movie

Top 10 Billed Cast

Alex Heyns
Alex Heyns

Fasie de Waal

Miems de Bruyn
Miems de Bruyn

Kriekie de Waal

Johan van der Merwe
Johan van der Merwe

Jan de Waal

Woutrine Theron
Woutrine Theron

Grieta

Benn Potgieter
Benn Potgieter

Oom Thysie

Francis Coertze
Francis Coertze

Tant Annie

Hannah Botha
Hannah Botha

Lissie Rademeyer

Klaas de Boer
Klaas de Boer

Dr. Hans

Sann de Lange
Sann de Lange

Tant Betta

Kristie Herbst
Kristie Herbst

Belinda

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    "Hoesê!" This is a film based on the South African sitcom by the same name; such name referring to the manual telephone system operated by one of the cast. In addition to the usual (mostly mature) cast, pretty girl Zoli Marki muddles things up. Add to this a mix-up with a heyday homelands casino for further comedy and confusion.

  • Release Date

    1981-11-27

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  • Tagline

    Excuse me! (Hoesê!)

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  • Languages:

    Afrikaans

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