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Danish Pastries[1973]
Status: Released
Date: 1973-07-23
58%
16 Votes
Time: 1h 32m
Overview:
The impending approach of Venus - known to cause "disturbing erotic behavior" - sends two men with very different missions to the town of Petit-Bois. One to save the schoolgirls from lust, the other to test a new aphrodisiac. Chaos ensues.
Languages: Danish.
Countries:
Denmark
ProductionCompanies:
Con Amore Film
Happy Film
Movie: Danish Pastries
Top 10 Billed Cast
Ole Søltoft
Armand
Sigrid Horne-Rasmussen
Frk. Astra Adele
Benny Hansen
Ginas mand
Anne Bie Warburg
Geminette (Skolepige)
Bjørn Puggaard-Müller
Ordensmester
Top Movie Cast(26)
Ole Søltoft
Armand
Sigrid Horne-Rasmussen
Frk. Astra Adele
Benny Hansen
Ginas mand
Anne Bie Warburg
Geminette (Skolepige)
Bjørn Puggaard-Müller
Ordensmester
Bent Warburg
Professor Archibald Bomwitz
Mette von Kohl
Jette Koplev
Lone Helmer
Gine, bordelværtinde
Top Movie Crew(12)
Jimmy Leavens
Lighting Technician
Lizzi Weischenfeldt
Editor
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