
Assault and Matrimony(1987)
"Til death do us part," gave them both an idea.
Silvia and Edgar have been married for a long time, but can't stand each other now. But a divorce would mean having to sell their dream house, which both of them want to keep. Instead they both secretly decide the answer is to kill the other.

Movie: Assault and Matrimony

Assault and Matrimony
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Silvia and Edgar have been married for a long time, but can't stand each other now. But a divorce would mean having to sell their dream house, which both of them want to keep. Instead they both secretly decide the answer is to kill the other.
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1987-09-27
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"Til death do us part," gave them both an idea.
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