Two keys take a break from the keyboard as they discuss the nature of their existence, as well as the sparse dispositions of the other keys.
F16 / G / T / CAPS LOCK / U / Y / I / B / SPACEBAR (voice)
E / CONTROL / OPTION / W / F14 (voice)
S / R / EJECT / J (voice)
F / 1! / DELETE (voice)
F15 / P / D (voice)
L / /? (voice)
H / VOLUME / HELP (voice)
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