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The Fortune Cookie(en)

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Pain(xx)

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Head Over Heels 2
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The Killing Fields
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The Killing Fields(en)

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The Red Shoes
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The Red Shoes(en)

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Kill!
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Kill!(en)

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The Testament of Dr. Mabuse
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The Testament of Dr. Mabuse(de)

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Mobile Suit SD Gundam
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Mobile Suit SD Gundam(ja)

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Two Sons of Francisco
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Two Sons of Francisco(pt)

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The Exterminating Angel
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The Exterminating Angel(es)

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Blind
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Blind(no)

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The Big Sleep
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The Big Sleep(en)

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Night on Earth
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Night on Earth(en)

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An anthology of 5 different cab drivers in 5 American and European cities and their remarkable fares on the same eventful night.