Movie: Schmeerguntz

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    Schmeerguntz is one long raucous belch in the face of the American Home. A society which hides its animal functions beneath a shiny public surface deserves to have such films as SCHMEERGUNTZ shown everywhere - in every PTA, every Rotary Club, every club in the land. For it is brash enough, brazen enough and funny enough to purge the soul of every harried American married woman.

  • Release Date

    1965-03-01

  • Average

    7.5

  • Rating:

    3.8 starts
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  • Languages:

    English
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