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Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk(2014)
Status: Released
Date: 2014-03-09
20%
2 Votes
Time: 2h 14m
The bloody, gothic, erotic, neurotic vampiric love-story that couldn't stay silent.
Overview:
A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound
Languages: English.
Countries:
Canada
ProductionCompanies:
Tony Watt
Slum Goddess
Movie: Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
Top 6 Billed Cast
Max Schreck
Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive)
Tony Watt
Father Pipecock
John Migliore
Johnny Ghoulash
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Overview
A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound
Release Date
2014-03-09
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The bloody, gothic, erotic, neurotic vampiric love-story that couldn't stay silent.
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