La calandria(1972)
The luxurious Livio bets with the lord of the city to seduce a young bride in a month, at the cost of his genitals.
Movie: La calandria
Top 10 Billed Cast
Lidio
Lucrezia
Calandro
Fulvia
Ruffo
madre di Calandro
Ferruccio Consagra
Clizia, la cameriera
il bargello
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Overview
The luxurious Livio bets with the lord of the city to seduce a young bride in a month, at the cost of his genitals.
Release Date
1972-12-21
Average
3.5
Rating:
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