Movie: Pretty Dead Things

Top 6 Billed Cast

Patrick Pitu
Patrick Pitu

Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy

William DeCoff
William DeCoff

John Welles

Danielle Lozeau
Danielle Lozeau

Jennifer Bond

Ashley Eaton
Ashley Eaton

Shelby St. Exxmin

Ross Kelly
Ross Kelly

Rex Van Horn

Alexandra Johnson
Alexandra Johnson

Female Stripper

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    Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

  • Release Date

    2006-10-26

  • Average

    3.5

  • Rating:

    1.8 starts
  • Tagline

    Death Never Looked This Good

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