The Tattoo(1968)
An art dealer wants to buy a Modigliani, which is tattooed on the back of an old soldier.
Movie: The Tattoo
Top 10 Billed Cast
Count Enguerand de Montignac,aka 'Legrain'
Pellot
Félicien Mézeray
Postman
Suzanne Mézeray
Dubois, tax collector
Professor Mortemont
Lucien, postman
Detective #1
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