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The New Homeowner's Guide to Happiness(1987)
Status: Released
Date: 1987-09-16
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Time: 0h 30m
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When Paul and Sandy Darden (Judge Reinhold and Demi Moore) move into a seemingly quiet upper-middle-class community, their American Dream is all but destroyed by the incessant din of barking dogs. So from valium-laced raw steaks to more hilarious methods of pet disposal, the Dardens try everything to make their dream house a quiet home.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies:
Plenty To Do Productions, Inc
Movie: The New Homeowner's Guide to Happiness
Top 7 Billed Cast
Judge Reinhold
Paul Darden
Demi Moore
Sandy Darden
Richard Kind
Dr. Schlazil
Don Calfa
Howard
Twink Caplan
Nosy Neighbor
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When Paul and Sandy Darden (Judge Reinhold and Demi Moore) move into a seemingly quiet upper-middle-class community, their American Dream is all but destroyed by the incessant din of barking dogs. So from valium-laced raw steaks to more hilarious methods of pet disposal, the Dardens try everything to make their dream house a quiet home.
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1987-09-16
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