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Mean Machine(2001)
Status: Released
Date: 2001-12-26
62%
583 Votes
Time: 1h 39m
It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!
Overview:
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Languages: English, Italian.
Countries:
United Kingdom
Budget: $2,750,000.00
Revenue: $7,310,206.00
ProductionCompanies:
SKA Films
Movie: Mean Machine
Top 10 Billed Cast
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
David Kelly
Doc
David Hemmings
Governor
Ralph Brown
Burton
Vas Blackwood
Massive
Robbie Gee
Trojan
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
John Forgeham
Sykes
Sally Phillips
Tracey
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
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