Randy window cleaner Robin Evans gets more than he bargained for when he stumbles upon the mad Professor Gaylord and his experimental Sex Ray.
Gloria McGurk
Mrs. Gaylord
Zookeeper
Professor Gaylord
Gripper McGurk
PC Zucker
Photographer
Mrs. Nogget
Randy window cleaner Robin Evans gets more than he bargained for when he stumbles upon the mad Professor Gaylord and his experimental Sex Ray.
2004-01-01
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Window cleaning! Girls! Men in underpants! Mad professors! Girls! Cleavage! Apes! Vicars! Yes, this film has it all!
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