How to Go Out on a Date in Queens(2006)
Hell isn't being alone - it's being in a room filled with people and not one of them want to rip your clothes off.
A self-proclaimed dating expert tries to get his best friend, who lost his wife two years earlier, back into the dating scene, with disastrous results.
Movie: How to Go Out on a Date in Queens
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Artie
Amy
Karen
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A self-proclaimed dating expert tries to get his best friend, who lost his wife two years earlier, back into the dating scene, with disastrous results.
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2006-07-28
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Hell isn't being alone - it's being in a room filled with people and not one of them want to rip your clothes off.
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