
Joe Vampire(2012)
He's out of blood, He's old, His rent is due, He's Joe Vampire.
A Life he never asked for, A Curse he didn't want. When a Civil War soldier is left to die after being attacked by a Vampire, he's given a choice, turn or die. Now, after decades of being undead, Joe finally has something to live for when he crosses paths with a beautiful woman who is fascinated with his life. But when an old foe returns, will Joe be able to protect the one he loves, or watch as he looses all he's grown to care about, again.
Movie: Joe Vampire

Joe Vampire
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A Life he never asked for, A Curse he didn't want. When a Civil War soldier is left to die after being attacked by a Vampire, he's given a choice, turn or die. Now, after decades of being undead, Joe finally has something to live for when he crosses paths with a beautiful woman who is fascinated with his life. But when an old foe returns, will Joe be able to protect the one he loves, or watch as he looses all he's grown to care about, again.
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2012-11-10
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He's out of blood, He's old, His rent is due, He's Joe Vampire.
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