Movie: 'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss?

Top 4 Billed Cast

Pip Springhail
Pip Springhail

Girl

Eelco De Jong
Eelco De Jong

Boy

Sue Stoodwell
Sue Stoodwell

Female Assistant

John Perkins
John Perkins

Male Assistant

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  • Overview

    A production of Oxford Polytechnic for sponsor the Family Planning Association, this is an unreservedly hairy promotion of the prophylactic in avoiding unwanted pregnancies. A wave of period details situate the film in both time and milieu. The culture of its audience, 1970s students, is evoked and displayed via a mattress on the floor, an ethnic rug, the kilim bedpsread, homebrew jars, denim clothes and by hair: long hair, facial hair - beards. The main actors are dead ringers for the infamous cover stars of Alex Comfort's The Joy of Sex, published the year before.

  • Release Date

    1973-05-27

  • Average

    6

  • Rating:

    3.0 starts
  • Tagline

    There's no need to make an abortion of it.

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  • Languages:

    English
  • Keywords

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