Movie: Lord of the Piercing

Top 9 Billed Cast

Jack Black
Jack Black

Jack the Elf

Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah Michelle Gellar

Arwen

Ian McKellen
Ian McKellen

Gandalf the Grey (archive footage)

Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood

Frodo Baggins (archive footage)

Viggo Mortensen
Viggo Mortensen

Aragorn (archive footage)

Sean Bean
Sean Bean

Boromir (archive footage)

Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom

Legolas (archive footage)

John Rhys-Davies
John Rhys-Davies

Gimli (archive footage)

Hugo Weaving
Hugo Weaving

Elrond (archive footage)

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    Short that was shown during the "2002 MTV Movie Awards (2002)" which spoofs "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)". In it, the Council of Elrond debates about the One Ring - which, unfortunately, was made into a genital piercing by Jack the Elf.

  • Release Date

    2002-06-06

  • Average

    6.5

  • Rating:

    3.3 starts
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  • Languages:

    English

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