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SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE(2023)
Status: Released
Date: 2023-12-26
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Time: 1h 26m
The Sunday school teacher is out. Good thing a substitute is available: Satan!
Overview:
SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE is an animated documentary. Join Satan as he shares Bible secrets, secrets the students' pastor learned at Christian seminary but is afraid to share. Thankfully, Satan's not afraid of losing his job. Satan has amassed an impressive list of biblical scholars ready to reveal the "standard stuff" taught in Christian seminaries: Bart Ehrman (UNC Chapel Hill), John J. Collins (Yale), Dale Allison (Princeton Seminary), Susan Niditch (Amherst), Ron Hendel (UC Berkeley), and Hector Avalos (Iowa State). This is established seminary curriculum about biblical history, biblical morals, authorship claims, and early Christianity — a curriculum never shared with the congregation. Darkly comedic, but thoroughly researched, SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE is a fascinating journey into the secrets of the world's best-selling book.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
Budget: $56,000.00
Movie: SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE
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Tim Johnson
Satan
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