A Pain in the Ass(1973)
Ralf Milan, a hitman, arrives in Montpellier to kill an important witness. He checks in a hotel without knowing that his neighbour has become neurotic after his wife left him.
Movie: A Pain in the Ass
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Ralf Milan
François Pignon
Louise Pignon
Dr. Edgar Fuchs
Bellhop, room boy
Pregnant woman husband
Louis Randoni
Félix, saboteur
Jerry, hitchhiker
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Ralf Milan, a hitman, arrives in Montpellier to kill an important witness. He checks in a hotel without knowing that his neighbour has become neurotic after his wife left him.
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1973-09-20
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