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Major Payne(1995)
Status: Released
Date: 1995-03-24
64%
830 Votes
Time: 1h 35m
He's looking for a few good men... or a few guys old enough to shave.
Overview:
Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch of ragtag losers with no hope.
Languages: English, Spanish.
Countries:
United States of America
Revenue: $30,112,050.00
ProductionCompanies: 
Wife 'n' Kids
Movie: Major Payne
Top 10 Billed Cast
Damon Wayans
Maj. Benson Payne
Karyn Parsons
Emily Walburn
William Hickey
Dr. Phillips
Michael Ironside
Lt. Col. Stone
Albert Hall
Gen. Decker
Orlando Brown
Cadet Kevin 'Tiger' Dunne
Steven Martini
Cadet Alex Stone
Andrew Leeds
Cadet Dotson
Chris Owen
Cadet Wuliger
Joseph Blaire
Cadet Bryan
Video Trailer Major Payne
Video: Trailer
Trailer
"What Are You Lookin' At, Ass Eyes?"
Biker Fight Scene
The Hip-Hop March
You will be bald like me!
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"What Are You Lookin' At, Ass Eyes?" - Clip
Biker Fight Scene - Clip
The Hip-Hop March - Clip
You will be bald like me! - Clip
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