Karate Kallie(2009)
Gee my jou brood... of ek skop jou dood.
An Afrikaans story about a chubby 17-year old (Kallie) who struggles to fit in in his new school. On top of that, luck has it that he falls in love with the school bully's sister.
Movie: Karate Kallie
Top 10 Billed Cast
Kallie Haasbroek
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Meneer Lessing
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Overview
An Afrikaans story about a chubby 17-year old (Kallie) who struggles to fit in in his new school. On top of that, luck has it that he falls in love with the school bully's sister.
Release Date
2009-09-17
Average
6
Rating:
3.0 startsTagline
Gee my jou brood... of ek skop jou dood.
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Languages:
Afrikaans
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