Movie: The Cruise

Top 10 Billed Cast

Stanisław Tym
Stanisław Tym

KO Instructor

Jolanta Lothe
Jolanta Lothe

Young Girl

Wanda Stanisławska-Lothe
Wanda Stanisławska-Lothe

Mamoniowa

Jerzy Dobrowolski
Jerzy Dobrowolski

Instructor's Friend

Andrzej Dobosz
Andrzej Dobosz

Philosopher

Feridun Erol
Feridun Erol

Seaman

Jan Himilsbach
Jan Himilsbach

Sidorowski

Jerzy Karaszkiewicz
Jerzy Karaszkiewicz

Angler

Zdzisław Maklakiewicz
Zdzisław Maklakiewicz

Engineer Mamon

Maciej Michalak
Maciej Michalak

Passenger

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    A stowaway sneaks aboard a ship departing on a cruise down the Vistula River. The captain takes him for a Communist Party cultural coordinator and the intruder gladly adapts to his new role, immediately setting to work at manipulating the passengers and crew into silly and vaguely humiliating games. Before long, Tym has got everyone under his thumb and created his own comedic dictatorship.

  • Release Date

    1970-10-19

  • Average

    7

  • Rating:

    3.5 starts
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    Polski
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