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The Size of Watermelons(1997)
Status: Released
Date: 1997-01-17
30%
4 Votes
Time: 1h 28m
Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut.
Overview:
Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.
Languages: English.
Countries:
Canada
Movie: The Size of Watermelons
Top 10 Billed Cast
Paul Rudd
Alex
Donal Logue
Gnome
Donovan Leitch
Patrick
Marissa Ribisi
Lizzie
Ione Skye
Maggie
John Enos III
Leonard
Adam West
Self
Tracey Walter
The Vagrant
David Lee Russek
Eddie
Zack Ward
Skinhead
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Overview
Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.
Release Date
1997-01-17
Average
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Rating:
1.5 startsTagline
Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut.
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